I Like Guinea Pigs And Coffee T-Shirt

Soft, relaxed, and quietly funny — this garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. A simple line-drawn guinea pig cradling a steaming mug sits above the witty line: “I like guinea pigs and coffee and maybe 3 people.” It’s the kind of shirt that speaks in small comforts: slow mornings, warm cups, and easy companionship. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish give it a cozy texture and muted color that pairs naturally with denim, cardigans, or flannel. Wear it to low-key coffee dates, pet-sitting days, or lazy weekends at home when your priorities are simple and sincere.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft hand and lived-in color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting structure
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk construction and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $150 because we love our loyal pet parents.

Orders ship within 7 days – no rush, just quality. Once it's on its way, USPS handles delivery and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you and your pet to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right – that's on us.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
• You have 30 days from purchase to let us know
• Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
• Email us at support@petnery.com – we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to keep our pets happy without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

🐾 Petnery Satisfaction Guarantee

At Petnery, we create products for passionate pet lovers, and your satisfaction means everything to us.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of delivery, and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.

Because each item is made to order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections, buyer's remorse, or preference changes. Please review sizing information carefully before placing your order.

Our goal is simple: deliver high-quality products that celebrate the pets you love. If there's ever a problem with your order, our support team is here to help.

Shop with confidence — your happiness is our priority.

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